DONZ Vision is the community's feed of observed traffic, sidewalk, and micromobility incidents — cars, cyclists, e-bikes, e-scooters, e-skates — with video and photo evidence. Every report is reviewed with AI assistance before it is published, and DONZ™, our fictional AI robot, adds a clearly labeled satirical take. Reporting, reactions, comments, and the map live in the app. Open the app →
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DONZ™ reactsA ten-ton garbage truck honking its way through your crosswalk like it pays the mortgage, and a sidewalk scooter closing in for the assist — nothing says Dallas hospitality like getting menaced from two directions at once. Cross carefully, pal. Do us all a favor, pal — share the vision, prevent the collision— DONZ™ · satirical commentary from a fictional AI character (opinion, not fact)
I had the right of way, but a commercial garbage truck honked and bullied its way through the crosswalk anyway. Before I could even cross, an electric scooter riding illegally on the sidewalk nearly clipped me. Gotta love a traffic twofer.
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location_onDallas, Texas· Oak Lawn
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DONZ™ reactsStop sign optional, direction optional, brakes apparently theoretical — this genius treated Broadway like a personal luge run, wrong way through a live crosswalk. Two wheels, zero clues, pal— DONZ™ · satirical commentary from a fictional AI character (opinion, not fact)
Just watched a biker completely blow through a stop sign, turn left to fly the wrong way down Broadway, and then blast through another active pedestrian crossing without even tapping the brakes.
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location_onManhattan, New York· Canal Street
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DONZ™ reactsRed light at the Brooklyn Bridge entrance, pal — apparently just a suggestion when there's a stroller to swerve around. Slaloming through mothers and babies like it's a downhill event. Genius— DONZ™ · satirical commentary from a fictional AI character (opinion, not fact)
Its very difficult to navigate as a pedestrian at Centre St downtown at the Brooklyn Bridge bicycle entrance, as the bikes, electric bikes, etc don't stop at the stop light, even when mothers with baby strollers walking by. Very unsafe...
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location_onManhattan, New York· Civic Center
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DONZ™ reactsBehold the velocipede reborn as instrument of terror — two riders vaulting through the crosswalk as though the painted lines were mere decoration for the peasantry, one then wheeling the wrong way down Union Square East with the serene entitlement of a man who considers the concept of direction beneath him. I have catalogued the fall of courtesy for four decades, yet the pedal-powered scofflaw remains, to my astonishment, an ever more inventive entry in the ledger— DONZ™ · satirical commentary from a fictional AI character (opinion, not fact)
On my way to Union Square, I was walking across 14th Street. I was almost run over by one bicyclist and one electric bike as they rode through the crosswalk and didn't stop. The electric bike proceeded to go the wrong way down Union Square East.
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location_onManhattan, New York· Union Square
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DONZ™ reactsObserve the modern procession at Oak Grove and Hall — a brace of ponderous silver leviathans lumbering through a crimson signal as though scarlet were a hue reserved for lesser mortals, trailed by a blue sedan that treated your continued existence as a mere technicality to be corrected. I have kept my ledger of civilization's unraveling for forty years, and today it acquired a triple-underscored entry, penned with a trembling hand and no small quantity of contempt— DONZ™ · satirical commentary from a fictional AI character (opinion, not fact)
A completely horrendous event happened on oak Grove and Hall Street. Two large SUVs went through a red light followed by a blue sedan that almost ran me over. Still recovering...
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location_onDallas, Texas· Cityplace
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DONZ™ reactsObserve the great gleaming Denali, planted athwart the crosswalk like a monument to its own importance, its operator apparently convinced the painted stripes exist to honor his tires rather than shelter the ambulant. The pedestrian, that quaint relic of an age when feet had rights, was made to wait upon the whims of chrome and horsepower — and thus another entry blots my ledger of civilization's slow, magnificent unraveling— DONZ™ · satirical commentary from a fictional AI character (opinion, not fact)
Hot shot in the Denali pickup truck won't move out of their way in The pedestrian crossing. Put me in harm's Way
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location_onDallas, Texas
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DONZ™ reactsA Onewheel in Highland Park, buzzing pedestrians off their own sidewalk like it's the Indy 500 with better landscaping. Your wife and dog dodging a joyride — genius, truly. Park it, pal— DONZ™ · satirical commentary from a fictional AI character (opinion, not fact)
Always interesting to see a senior blatantly ignoring the rules on a motorized Onewheel in Highland Park, TX. My wife and dog had to scramble out of the way just to let this geriatric joyrider wheel on past.
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location_onDallas, Texas· Park Cities
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DONZ™ reactsFull stop at the crosswalk, then hit the gas the second a woman and her dog step out — as though the brake pedal filed for a lunch break. She's on the ground, Patton's dodging tires, and the big finish is a head shake. Real hero. Do us all a favor, pal — share the vision, prevent the collision— DONZ™ · satirical commentary from a fictional AI character (opinion, not fact)
The driver of the Ford Edge brought the vehicle to a complete stop at the intersection. Observing the stopped vehicle, we proceeded to cross the street entirely within the boundaries of the designated crosswalk. While we were in the crosswalk, the driver suddenly accelerated forward and struck my wife, running her over. Following the initial impact, the driver failed to immediately reverse the vehicle to clear her. Our dog, Patton, narrowly escaped being struck as my wife attempted to maneuver the leash and shield the dog from the impact. Immediately after the collision, the driver shook his head
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location_onDallas, Texas· Park Cities
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DONZ™ reactsOh, the red light was a suggestion, pal? Rolled through the crosswalk on a bike worth more than my rent like the pedestrians were background scenery. Genius — pedal harder, the laws of the city clearly don't apply to you— DONZ™ · satirical commentary from a fictional AI character (opinion, not fact)
An entitled-looking cyclist on a high-end bike just casually rolled through a red light and the pedestrian crosswalk with complete indifference.
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location_onManhattan, New York· Greenwich Village
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DONZ™ reactsRight on red, pal, and you treated a guy with a cane like a traffic cone — a dark blue SUV muscling through a crosswalk as though the walk signal were merely a suggestion. Real hero of the sidewalk, this one. Do us all a favor, pal — share the vision, prevent the collision— DONZ™ · satirical commentary from a fictional AI character (opinion, not fact)
As I was trying to walk across the intersection this morning, lady blocked me while turning right on red
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location_onDallas, Texas· Dallas Downtown Historic District
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DONZ™ reactsA whole crosswalk, thick white stripes, tactile paving, the works — and not one of you geniuses could find the brake pedal. A box truck's out here swerving like it's dodging traffic cones while I'm just trying to reach the other sidewalk. Unbelievable. Do us all a favor, pal — share the vision, prevent the collision— DONZ™ · satirical commentary from a fictional AI character (opinion, not fact)
Walking across pedestrian intersection and no one would stop
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location_onDallas, Texas· Dallas Downtown Historic District
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DONZ™ reactsOh, you honked, pal? At a pedestrian? In a crosswalk? Because your right-on-red dreams were on hold for four whole seconds? Behold, the white GMC — one imagines it had somewhere terribly important to be. Relax. Let the human walk. Do us all a favor, pal — share the vision, prevent the collision— DONZ™ · satirical commentary from a fictional AI character (opinion, not fact)
This lady honked at me as I was trying to cross the intersection. She wanted to turn right on red. Wow!
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location_onDallas, Texas· Dallas Downtown Historic District
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DONZ™ reactsRight on red the second a pedestrian's shadow hits the pavement — real Olympic-level reflexes, pal. Sunny day, empty intersection, and you still couldn't wait four seconds for a person to reach the crosswalk. Bravo. Do us all a favor, pal — share the vision, prevent the collision— DONZ™ · satirical commentary from a fictional AI character (opinion, not fact)
This woman wouldn't allow me to walk to the intersection and she turned right on red.
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location_onDallas, Texas· Dallas Downtown Historic District
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DONZ™ reactsRight on red into a guy in the crosswalk, pal? Bold interpretation of yield — as though the walk signal were a polite suggestion and my legs were optional. Genius. Try braking sometime, it's free. Do us all a favor, pal — share the vision, prevent the collision— DONZ™ · satirical commentary from a fictional AI character (opinion, not fact)
While trying to cross the intersection this vehicle performed though right hand turn on red interfering with my pathway
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location_onDallas, Texas· Dallas Downtown Historic District
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DONZ™ reactsA crosswalk under an overpass, a white box truck cruising through like the pedestrian's a rumor, and somebody's just trying to cross the street in Dallas. Yield the right of way, pal — it's not a suggestion, it's practically the whole point of the paint. Do us all a favor, pal — share the vision, prevent the collision— DONZ™ · satirical commentary from a fictional AI character (opinion, not fact)
App pedestrian intersection and it doesn't cars drove by one of them walk across the street
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location_onDallas, Texas· Dallas Downtown Historic District
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DONZ™ reactsSix seconds on the clock, a guy and his dog legally in the crosswalk, and this white GMC decides the horn is a magic wand that vanishes pedestrians. It isn't, pal — you turn right, not people into obstacles. Do us all a favor, pal — share the vision, prevent the collision— DONZ™ · satirical commentary from a fictional AI character (opinion, not fact)
Has my dog and I were crossing the public intersection. The car tried honking us out of the way as it was turning right. We still had 6 seconds on The pedestrian crossing sign
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location_onDallas, Texas· Dallas Downtown Historic District
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DONZ™ reactsA white GMC rolls up, hesitates at the crosswalk, then sails through like it invented the intersection. No crash, no drama, just a Dallas SUV doing the world's most ordinary law-abiding shuffle. Riveting footage, pal — someone alert the museum. Do us all a favor, pal — share the vision, prevent the collision— DONZ™ · satirical commentary from a fictional AI character (opinion, not fact)
Another test. Another test
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location_onDallas, Texas· Dallas Downtown Historic District
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DONZ™ reactsNice work, pal — you nosed that white GMC right into the crosswalk like a doormat is a suggestion. Construction crew, pedestrians, a whole city of options, and you picked the one square foot everybody needs. Bravo. Do us all a favor, pal — share the vision, prevent the collision— DONZ™ · satirical commentary from a fictional AI character (opinion, not fact)
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DONZ™ reactsSix seconds on the clock, pal, a dog on the leash, and you're leaning on the horn like the crosswalk owes you rent — congratulations, you've mastered the art of honking at physics. The sign wins. Wait your turn. Do us all a favor, pal — share the vision, prevent the collision— DONZ™ · satirical commentary from a fictional AI character (opinion, not fact)
My dog and I were crossing the intersection when this car tried honking us out of the way. We still had 6 seconds left on the pedestrian walking street sign.
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location_onDallas, Texas· Dallas Downtown Historic District
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DONZ™ reactsSix whole seconds on the clock, a person, a dog, and somehow that black sedan decided the crosswalk was a suggestion. Waving folks along like a crossing guard while blowing a red — pal, you had one job. Yield. Do us all a favor, pal — share the vision, prevent the collision— DONZ™ · satirical commentary from a fictional AI character (opinion, not fact)
As I was walking across the intersection with my dog, this lady haunt for me to get out of the way while turning right while I still had 6 seconds on the intersection pedestrian clock
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location_onDallas, Texas· Old East Dallas
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DONZ™ reactsSix seconds on the light, a guy walking his dog, and this genius leans on the horn like the crosswalk's blocking HIS turn — as though a leash and a walk signal were a personal insult. Relax, pal, the pavement was rented fair and square. Do us all a favor, pal — share the vision, prevent the collision— DONZ™ · satirical commentary from a fictional AI character (opinion, not fact)
Has my dog and I were crossing the intersection. I was honked out of the way by a car turning right? I still had 6 seconds on intersection walking light
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location_onDallas, Texas· Dallas Downtown Historic District
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DONZ™ reactsOh, breaking news from under the overpass — an SUV is parked. Stationary. Doing absolutely nothing but collecting scratches and dust like a very committed lawn ornament. Alert the authorities, pal, someone achieved perfect stillness. Do us all a favor, pal — share the vision, prevent the collision— DONZ™ · satirical commentary from a fictional AI character (opinion, not fact)
Auto-ingested traffic observation from smart glasses.
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location_onDallas, Texas· Old East Dallas